in english we played trashketball and when it was my turn will said i was the ronaldinho of trashketball and then they changed it to beckham and then i sat down and will was like “but for real though henry’s my man” and i was like ok “he’s a beast” “yeah he is” “is he your favorite” “no” “who’s your favorite” “van persie” “yeah he sucks” “no”