invincibles:

thedailywhat:

Donkey Punch of the Day: The internal monologue of the guy who guessed “what is Donkey Punch” as the question to an answer on tonight’s Jeopardy!: Hang on a minute, I know this one. It’s Donkey Punch! No, wait. That can’t be right, can it? I mean, there is no way the producers of this venerable game show would allow the answer to a question to be “Donkey Punch,” right? For gosh sakes, my Gam-Gam watches this show! (Note to self: Remember to flash Gam-Gam the secret sign we agreed on). Okay, you know what? Screw it. I’m just going to say it. I mean, what else could it be? Rabbit? 

And the rest is history.

[mattchew03.]

wheres samantha omg